Santa Barbara Happy Hour: The Boathouse

On a bright afternoon last Sunday, some friends and I hit up happy hour at the Boat House Restaurant. Nestled in front of Hendry's Beach, known by dog owners as the watering hole for their furry friends, the Boathouse restaurant is everything a Sunday afternoon at the bar should be.

This is happy hour heaven. And if you call that a mai tai, well, I'll have another.
The Blackberry Mai Tai, one of the Boathouse's specialty drinks, is one definitely worth trying. My friend Lindsey and I agreed that the muttled blackberry twist on this tropical concoction has forever changed the way we Mai Tai. And you thought a Mai Tai was just a bunch of rum hiding behind pineapple juice? So did I.

Their happy hour appetizers are just as good. Some of the favorites are the steamed manila clams served in a white wine broth with diced Linguica (a form of Portugese pork cured sausage). We also enjoyed the sesame-seared ahi, served over crispy won tons, island slaw and a citrus soy sauce.

This place definitely captures the Santa Barbara beach boy lifestyle to its fullest. I mean, what better than watching surfers get shacked on the small shoulders of Hendry Beach's shore break while diving into some good convo over happy-hour-priced drinks and pupus? Not much.

All tips on this particular Sunday were donated to Andre Balbeiri, a good friend of the Shellfish Co., who suffered from a snowboarding accident in the earlier months and lost his leg. Balbeiri arrived just after sunset and was welcomed with a round of applause.

Happy Hour 3-6 p.m. Sunday through Friday.

$3 Drafts: Pacifico, Sunshine Wheat, Firestone Double Barrel Ale, Bud Light
$5 Well cocktails: Definitely try the Blood Orange Margarita and the Blackberry Mai Tai
$7.95 Appetizers: Sesame Seared Ahi, Steamed Manila Clams, Fried Calamari and more

Service:★ ★ ★ ★
Food/Drink:★ ★ ★ ★.5
Setting: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

(All out of 5)

The Rebound Theory

I fall in love too easy.
That's what my brother tells me.
Not like L-O-V-E, but more like deep affection.
After exiting a long-term relationship last September, my brother's never been happier.
"You're free at last," he said.
Only three months after breaking up, however, I met this girl. (Gulp)
She gave me a ride home one day. Then she was my New Year's kiss. Then my birthday gift. Then my Valentine. When we're together we talk, we laugh, we get lost, we watch the Denver Nuggets win, we sip wine and we dance 'til no one else is on the floor.
Most would say I've entered a rebound relationship.
According to wikianswers.com, a rebound relationship is "one in which a person becomes overly quick to commit to a new partner after having experienced an upsetting breakup or divorce. People who have breakups and then immediatley involved themselves with someone else seem to feel the need to prove to themselves they are worthy of love and affection. They may miss the comfort and affection of a regular relationship."
One problem: The description fits me a little too well.
I'm the sentimental type who thinks she's more than just a rebound. She's the spontaneous type that's here one day and gone the next.
Yet I've continued to chase. Always wanting what I can't have...
Now we've agreed to be "once in a while." We're both young and she's confused with what she wants. And I understand. But the more I see this girl, the more I like her.
So seeing each other "once in a while," is just setting me up for failure.
My last relationship was a disaster - and the contamination was on my behalf. It lasted four years but should have ended after two.
I was a cheater. I lived a double life. On one end, I was the caring boyfriend who would do anything for this girl. On the other, I was the smooth-operating player who would wreck things so that I could want her back again. Call it my Achilles heel: Always finding a way to wreck a good thing.
No doubt she was a great girl. We just finally mustered up the courage to tell each other that the relationship was broken into too many pieces to put back together.
Now that I'm single, my brother tells me I should enjoy that freedom.
But since I've met this brown-eyed brunette, my interest in other women has faded. In Santa Barbara, that shouldn't be possible. There's no such thing as a recession on pretty gals in this town. Yet her rich character sets her apart.
So I've found myself trying to be the person I wasn't in my last relationship.
While I've waited for the moments I'd see her again, I've turned a cheek on many-a-drunken kiss and let go when other women attempt to hold my hand.
What's wrong with me!? Why can't I just be cool with "once in a while"? This should be the ideal situation, right? 'The Book' says I shouldn't have to feel guilty hitting on other women.
Maybe I'm just an amateur to the single life. Maybe I'm playing a fool. Maybe I'm fascinated by this girl because it's been so long since I've been single. Or maybe I'm not numb like many of my seasoned college-aged peers who have no problem moving onto the next one. Maybe...
Amongst the confusion, what I do know is this:
I'm not taking it further with other women because I'd rather just be me with this girl, even if she may be a rebound. The me with nothing to hide. The me without the taste of guilt sitting at the tip of my tongue. The me that kisses her - and means it. The me I'd like to be. And that's who I've been.
So I'm gonna do what makes me happy, and ride this one 'til the wheels fall off. Even if I may be at failure's front door.
Damn, I'm a sucker for love.